The Goldfish
"Excuse me sir? Can I buy this Goldfish?"
"Yes, that will be $30.00."
As I hand him the cash, the water slowly turns brown.
"Can I get some new water for the fish?"
"Why?''
''What do you think! look at the fish!''
"Sorry sir but there is a ocean right over there."
"Okay, thanks."
When I got to the dock, I put the fish in a net and set it in the water. Right when I did that, a Pelican flew my Goldfish to a nearby store. I asked to borrow a ladder from the shop and once I got up, I fought the bird for it and finally got the fish.
